2009
12.08

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So I’m strolling along minding my own business on Scrapyard when all of a sudden blam I’m dead. Figured I either stepped on a claymore (I always do that) or some sniper got me. So I check out the kill cam and some asshole is running around with these twin terminator shotguns. Now if the guy was close to me I wouldn’t have been that upset, I was using my akimbo pistols and figured I could win just about any close quarter battle except against a lucky shotgun blast.

Unfortunately this jackass was halfway across the map. I dunno how he saw me cause I would have needed an acog scope with my brightness turned to max, but not only did he see me, but he killed me. With a shotgun. From across the freaking map. I’ve uncovered some great strategies for using these things and they go something like this.

  1. Get to Level 67
  2. Use only 1 of these until you unlock akimbo
  3. Pull the “I Win” button and giggle like a little girl

If you don’t believe me check out some of this amazing footage. I’ll be in the corner crying.

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