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So I was playing a game of Modern warfare 2, minding my own business running my typical KD of about 1:25 when I hear this warning siren. First of all I don’t know how you can afford to run warning sirens all over Afghanistan but not be able to clean up some crashed airplanes but I digress.
Shortly after hearing this noise which caused me to snort grape cola out my nose my screen went red, children were crying, some under age kid who’s voice hadn’t cracked yet started screaming “OMG Nuke!! I was trying to get the nuke the whole game and the other guys just sudden”. I promptly hit the mute button and at the same time was vaporized by the lovely tactical nuke.
After being humiliated so badly (It was entirely possible that I single handedly had given all 25 kills needed for the nuke directly to our opponents) I set out to find out how to drop a Fat Man on some Little Boys. ahh I crack myself up. Seeing that my best killstreak is something like 11 though there is absolutely no way in hell I’ll ever see one of these things.
I learned a few things from my research though. First off the Chopper Gunner is the key to getting a nuke. pretty much everyone that gets the chopper gunner ends up getting a nuke with little problem at all. Did I mention the chopper gunner? Yeah so get this thing and you have a nuke. They should really rename the nuke guides “Chopper Gunner Guide” since they’re the same damn thing.
So after some more hard research I’ve discovered that getting a chopper gunner involves getting a harrier strike which means you need 7 (or 6) kills in a row. Considering my best kill streaks involve using predators and stuff I’m fairly certain I’ll never call in a nuke.
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