2009
12.08

Hard boiled akimboIf you’ve been playing modern warfare you will know you get both a primary and a secondary weapon.  This certifiable badass decided to toss the primary and use his pistols all John Woo style. I saw this video and decided to unlock my pistols and it took me about 83 games of getting my ass handed to me to finally get them.

Now that I have them… well I still get my ass handed to me by small children who’s voices haven’t broken yet.  In any case this vid features some nice headshots and some good strats for playing on Highrise as a rushing based class.  The key takeaways are that lightweight is useful with the akimbo USP 45’s and aim for the head.  This lets you run up on fools, blast them in the face and steal their chocolate bars before they can even aim at you.

I still can’t aim worth shit so getting so close that the guy I’m trying to kill takes up my entire screen is essential.

2009
12.08

Everyone wants to be the best player they can be. Video games are serious business and having a K/D that is anything less than 2:1 is just straight up noobish. Hopefully after watching videos of people that are far better at video games than you are you won’t suck half as bad. Hell even if you still suck really bad at least you’re not this guy…